Hugs over hacks. #gamerhugs

A writer asks for help with a headline about millennials and gets more than he bargained for.

The Nerdologues will travel across Chicago to destroy the greatest evil the city has ever known. With nothing but their lackluster skills and hearts to guide them, the Nerds will venture to stop the evil Wrigley Wraiths as they try to reach the "dragon".
Wrigleyville creeps ever further south as the wraiths attempt to reunite with the one being that will return the Cubs to their former glory, and the city to its former evil.

Hey Jennifer Lawrence. Mike Jando from the Nerdologues here. Looks like you need a date to the Chicago premiere of X-Men. If that's a thing. I mean if it's not a thing we can just hang out and. I dunno. If you're going to be in the Chi town (that's what we call it here) then give me a ring on the ol' twitter, @mikejando. We can split some of that beer I found at the end of the video. 

The vast majority of Hogwarts students were not off having disruptive adventures. But they all read books!
Maybe not equally well.