A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away A few days ago in my kitchen, Elliott and I had a delightful chat about his favorite film franchise, Star Wars. Unlike most fans, Elliott doesn't feel as much of a need to exclude those pesky prequels, and his defense essentially began with "shut the fuck up about Jar Jar Binks." Strap in for a fun, nerdy romp around the Indy films, some Star Trek talk, and Elliott's proposal for how to fix the Ewok ending of Return of the Jedi. I'm on board.