If you've been listening to this show for a while, surely you know the dating stories of Henry Birdseye, a man whose trials have made our year-end Best Ofs. On today's Fortnight installment, we've got maybe the most shared piece from this show ever, about an unbeliavbly bad date that will hold your attention for the 20 minutes it takes to tell. This is a Your Stories classic. Then, Dwight and Eric perform one of the most epic power ballads of all time via Mr. Meat Loaf.

This episode includes:

• Henry Birdseye: Karen
• Cover Stories: I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)

Thanks to the Chicago Podcast Coop and Second City Training Center for sponsoring our episode today! Go to secondcity.com/TC to get a free drop-in improv class!