Alison Banowsky loves a nice, soft pretzel with some nasty fake cheese more than most things in the world, and she doesn't care if you think that's gross because that's who she is. We get into how this started (being a mall rat) and how it continues (the frozen food section at Walgreens) and the nice, fancy beer cheeses that Alison ignores in favor of the kind of cheese you'd inject into a pretzel. Stick around for a fun romp into dream interpretation wherein Alison reads an actual dream description that's very, very funny.

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